- Always convenient … Never important
- Sleepless, restless, lost, sad, confused – Congratulation, you are in love
- The time has come to open my eyes … Time to walk away … Time to let you go … Focus on what is the best for me
- is having one of those days where all I want is someone to listen to me, holding me and wiping each tear that falls down my face.
- It’s not that I ever stopped loving you, I just gave up on you loving me
- No matter how many friends you have. If you are not with someone you can share your love with, you are still alone when you lay your head down at night.
- A grieving person is almost like you are in a completely different world. When you lose someone so close, you become a different person, part of you dies with them.
- If you look into my eyes and see that they are cold, it cause I’m broken, if you look for my soul but cannot find it, it is because it is not there.
- Sometimes it is alright to cry. It is not a sign of weakness, but a sign that you have been strong for too long.
- That sad moment when someone you trust with your life lets you down and knows what they have done but still pretends they did not know
- I’m 99% sure you don’t still love me. But it’s that 1% that makes me fight.
- Somehow, I’m always just a friend
- Spent the past 10 minutes looking for a status that expressed how I felt and couldn’t find one …
- Today I have decided no more holding back. I’m going to say everything I have ever wanted to say and see who cares enough to stay around after what I have to say.
- You all see the smile I put on everyday, you all hear my fake laugh, but you never take time to look into my eyes and see the tears that wanna fall.
- It is not the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you can’t bring back.
- Tired of telling myself everything is going to be OK when I know it is not.
- Whatever. I’m done with all this bull crap.
Sad Facebook Status Updates
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Gas Funny Facebook Status Updates
- You know there are so many viruses that get on computers, we all need to figure a way to put a virus in the gas station and get gas to be $1 per gallon!
- There is cheap gas, you just have to know where to look, like on the dollar menu at Taco Bell.
- Maybe with my paycheck this week, I can get my Gasoline off layaway.
- I think that all GAS stations should follow Wal-Mart’s lead … and offer Roll-back prices … Let’s say, back to 1982! Who is with me?
- I have a feeling the next time I visit the gas station, I am going to hump the gas pumpt since it has been screwing me all year figure, it’s my turn …
- Had to call 911 today. They asked what my emergency was, I said, I’m being raped and robbed at the same time. They asked where I was, I said, The Gas Station!
- The new gas process. Step 1, enter credit card. Step 2, enter annual salary. Processing … Loan approved, you may now fill your gas tank. Have a nice day!
- I go to work so I can afford to put gas in my car so I can go to work.
- People are picking up hitchhikers at an alarming rate, it seems the reason is the new signs they are holding, “I HAVE GAS MONEY!!”. People just can’t resist …
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Bedtime Funny Facebook Status Updates
- Good night, good people – and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
- What’s that you say, bed? Blanket is being mean to you again? Sounds like I need to separate you two. Good night, all!
- ‘s eyelids have falled and they can’t get up. They are whispering “Get off the computer and go to bed”. Better listen or they won’t get up tomorrow either!
- Want to go to “bed” but for some reason all my sheep are dead and my fence is broke – I think the boogie man got in. I’m scared!
- Dear Isomnia Fairy, If you show up again tonight, I’ll tie you up, sprinke catnip on you, and hang you from my cat’s favorite kitty condo. You’ve been warned.
- has been diagnosed with Dwarf Syndrome. Symptoms include being Sleepy, Grumpy and Dopey. Only known treatment is sleep, so I’m off to bed. Night Facebook!
- My bed has gone from quietly calling my name to counting to three … not sure what it is gonna do when it gets to three, but I don’t think I want to find out.
- I’m sure my bed is a hair stylist because I wake up with a new do every morning!
- is gonna go hve a 4some … ahhh! My pillow, my bed, my blanket, & me … Get your minds outta the gutter
- Sleeping with one leg under the covers, and the other leg out of the covers so that I can have temperature balance =]
- is going to bed so I can dream of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and eat all friggin’ chocolate I want! =D
- <– this little chicky is off to zzzland … good night facebookers!
- I’m the kind of girl who takes a 5 foot leap to my bed after I turn the lights out. Gotta make sure the monsters don’t get me.
- __ I have 2 very important dates tonight. One like to cuddle and the other like to be all over me .. My pillow and my blanket! Good night Facebook
- B. E. D. a Beautiful End to the Day
- My brain is lagging, my butt be dragging, so off to bed I go!
- It’s raining, it’s pouring, Facebook is boring, hit my head off to bed, see you all in the morning. Goodnight
- Can someone please come and pick me up and carry me to bed? oh please? I am not asking for much. Fine! I’ll do it myself. Good night peeps! xo
- face washed, teeth brushed, hair combed, and pajamas on. Just so I can wake up with drool on face, morning breath, ad messed up hair. LOL, Nite ya’ll!
- Dear sleep, I know we have been fighting recently, bit I would really like to make up tonight. Will you please take me back? Love, me <3
- Going to bed, Goodnight everyone! WARNING waking up this woman may result in loss of limb, hearing, and you traumatised for life. You have been warned ..
- is going to that weird, twisted and demented place called my dreams. Be glad you are not going. Only the strong can survive my mind.
- Looks like the bed and I are going to have a serious affair. It’s been calling me and giving me “that look” … I can’t resist any longer, I’ve gotta be with it!
- Do not wake me for the next 9 hours or my teddy bear will attak. You have been warned.
- I’m in love with my bed, we are perfect for each other! But my alarm clock just does not seem to want us together!
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